Fan fiction summaries, a summary:
When [event happens], [character(s)] learn/realize/discover that [cliché]
Wild Dancing John appears in Buckingham Palace.
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
are you satan
plot twist: tumblr actually waits to get full information on something before reacting to it, and then acts in a civilized and mature manner
sext: i wanna scooby dooby do you
finally an option that fits me