food tastes better when you took it from someone
Well now we have a motive.
Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”
[moffat voice] canon johnlock? lmao no [trips] [hundreds of pages of tjlc material spill out of jacket] th-that’s not the direction we’re taking the show [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just—damn it [thousands of pages of johnlock evidence scatter across the floor] shit this isn’t what it looks like i swear
there is no “tumblr hivemind” tumblr does not “contradict itself” nor is tumblr “welcoming and accepting” tumblr is not a single person it’s a fuckton of people with different opinions. those two contradictory text posts by sj bloggers you saw today were made by different people
- Fan fiction with fluff: Read in the corner of your bed with all the lights off at midnight while you giggle and blush
- Fan fiction with smut: Read in very public places or with family with a perfectly straight face
oh my god
I always see these for Rob but this is my new favorite.
this is the worst one
HOLDE MINE HAIR
ye olde partie times
Verily, thou art such a lightweight.
Things ye can’t: even.
Thou only liveth once